University Over!

The view of my fridge after I have completed my last exam of university ever...a nice way to welcome myself back to this blog I feel.

Before this though I was thinking to myself...

How much fucking booze should I buy?

Always a tough question because too little and you find yourself with hardly any beer for pre drinks with fifa....too much and well you might find yourself a bit more skint than planned.....

So the only conclusion I can reach is to sacrifice some of the food money to buy more beer?

Who needs food when you're stomach is struggling to handle the hangover anyway...never can have too much beer.

sorted...

BLOWJOBS

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Return of The Nobhead

Having now finished my year out at work, I the nobhead (james) am happy to return to this blog to continue writing pointless shite alongside my blogger associate Chris Miles and look forward to the posts that will follow.

Kind Retards,

James

Downward Dog

So during term time, the reason I'm able to get out of bed is not the thirst for knowledge, not the fact that I study in one of the greatest cities in the world, not even the smell of early morning coffee... Its the fact that a Norwegian girl in my year, without fail arrives at lectures sporting the greatest creation ever 'yoga pants/running tights' ENJOY

Your welcome.

Fail Compilation

Nothing makes you feel better than seeing people fail at life :)

You do have a soul!

I was slicing carrots last week and took the top of my finger off... after shitting it and analysing the damage I bandaged it with surgical perfection and came to the conclusion that I've never understood the term 'carrot top'. Take a carrot, follow it to its top and you'll find a lovely green head of hair... random... anyway, I like red heads, so here are some of my fav's.

Um...hi

So yea, uni's finished until september, so i'll actually have time on my hands to talk shit and totally make your life better... i dont know who im writing to as im pretty sure no one reads this. Im off to section myself.

Chris.x