Top 5 Stories of 2009

5.Katy Perry
She's annoying, looks like a sex doll and her music's shit, but if your a girl with double D's, i'd let you put your cigarette out on me.

4.Chris Brown wanted a sammich!!

Theres nothing funny about a girl with two black eyes... she's been told twice, she just does'nt understand- Jimmy Carr

3.Wacko Jacko cashed it in.
The King of Pop passed away this year. Karma's a funny thing, so is the amount of drugs that where found in his blood stream on autopsy. The dude was high!!

2.Insert Tiger Woods Pun Here


Tiger Woods is an asshole, which everyone already knew, but he topped it off last year by banging 8 women behind his wifes back (no she wasn't in the same room!), two of which were pornstars! One thing i have to say is the dude has great taste! And is obviously a boob man! Jealous much??

1.R.I.P Jade Goody

I'd never wish for anyone to get cancer, but if you're guna sleep around at a young age and decline medical advice, then unfortunately you'll get it.....and get it she got....Remember girls "A pap smear, per year!!"

You've grown up!!!

I was watching the first series of E.R this week. Whilst watching i browsed through IMDB and came across Yvonne Zima. She played Rachel Greene, Mark Greene's 6 year old daughter. I Googled her to see what she was doing nowadays and BAMB!!!!



Oestrogen Rocks!!

My introduction to Cosplay

Im no nerd(james is a little), im not a fan of Dungeons and Dragons and i dont jack to Hentai (cartoon porn) But babes dressed as cartoon characters??? HELLOOOOOO! This is the artistic phenomenon that is Cosplay. Cosplay is short for Costume Play. This is where you attend an event donning a costume of a character or idea and have fun(looking at boobs). Now before you take the piss and hurl abuse check out the girls!!!

HUGE Babe'ish

I discovered Amazon Eve on a weird blogging site and my first thought was "what would it be like?". The girl is 6 foot 8, has an insane body and towers over your average model...but then i saw her face... that's what a boost in testosterone will do to a gir. A real shame. But it would still be interesting!!

Employee of the Month

I've just sent my application off..........ladies.

She's a Princess

When Anne Hathaway isn’t dressed like a middle aged librarian, she occasionally tries her hand at acting and by and large she does a great job. What makes her so appealing by both men and women is her non-threatening, butter-wouldn’t-melt persona; ask any women- they simply adore her and her classic, natural beauty has the men tuning in every time.
Starting her acting career appearing in low budget films and television programs, only in the last five years has she risen to stardom by staring in such films as Brokeback Mountain, in a role that further displayed her development as a dramatic actor and comedy hit The Devil Wears Prada co-starring Meryl Streep. Anne Hathaway was also originally casted for the lead role in Knocked Up, but dropped out before filming due to the dispute with director Judd Apatow, that the live delivery scene was “unnecessary to the story”.

This month she’s appearing in GQ magazine bearing an in-depth insight into to the life of the young actress, together with a vintage photo shoot. She looks amazing! Check it out

I can't stop looking at it!

James Whitbread needs laser vision!