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You are rubber. I am glue!!!

The World Cup is over for England, but being a little late on the uptake on this post as i was at Download Festival 2010, i missed the England v U.S.A match....now i know this has nothing to do with the football, but heres a picture and gallery of Katy Perry looking hot as ever!

LOL

I smile every time i see this...not because he gets a little embarrassed and has a laugh at himself, no.... because half way through i enter my own world where he slips his head into the gap and the revolving door takes it clean off!

Strip Search Me Up!!!

After my small rant on the subject of short, useless police officers a few months ago, you'd be pleased to know that the government have contacted me and are now introducing a new uniform to promote sexy ass police women!!

Of course I joke. No one actually reads this anyway, let alone Gordan Brown! This is in fact Karen Gillan who plays Amy Pond the new Doctor Who girl. Don’t get me wrong, Billie Piper is hot but that factor didn’t effect my viewing decision. Could this tactic of a hot redhead cause me to tune in?? No, but I’ll tell all of our 3 readers... Maybe they will.

Top 5 Stories of 2009

5.Katy Perry
She's annoying, looks like a sex doll and her music's shit, but if your a girl with double D's, i'd let you put your cigarette out on me.

4.Chris Brown wanted a sammich!!

Theres nothing funny about a girl with two black eyes... she's been told twice, she just does'nt understand- Jimmy Carr

3.Wacko Jacko cashed it in.
The King of Pop passed away this year. Karma's a funny thing, so is the amount of drugs that where found in his blood stream on autopsy. The dude was high!!

2.Insert Tiger Woods Pun Here


Tiger Woods is an asshole, which everyone already knew, but he topped it off last year by banging 8 women behind his wifes back (no she wasn't in the same room!), two of which were pornstars! One thing i have to say is the dude has great taste! And is obviously a boob man! Jealous much??

1.R.I.P Jade Goody

I'd never wish for anyone to get cancer, but if you're guna sleep around at a young age and decline medical advice, then unfortunately you'll get it.....and get it she got....Remember girls "A pap smear, per year!!"

You've grown up!!!

I was watching the first series of E.R this week. Whilst watching i browsed through IMDB and came across Yvonne Zima. She played Rachel Greene, Mark Greene's 6 year old daughter. I Googled her to see what she was doing nowadays and BAMB!!!!



Oestrogen Rocks!!

My introduction to Cosplay

Im no nerd(james is a little), im not a fan of Dungeons and Dragons and i dont jack to Hentai (cartoon porn) But babes dressed as cartoon characters??? HELLOOOOOO! This is the artistic phenomenon that is Cosplay. Cosplay is short for Costume Play. This is where you attend an event donning a costume of a character or idea and have fun(looking at boobs). Now before you take the piss and hurl abuse check out the girls!!!