Where did it all go wrong???

It was a Wednesday night in, I (Chris)was flicking though the channels when i came across E4, on this channel was a film called Mean Girls, and in this film there was a smoking hottie star, who went by the name of Lindsay Lohan. She had it all; legs,boobs,red hair (for those who discard reds can go fuck themselves!), and that sweet, care free persona.

Then the year 2006 rolled around and everything changed. You know what they say, when you get older your taste buds diminish and you crave spicy, bitter foods. Well her taste buds had a mare and developed a taste for cocaine and vagina! So i hear you ask "what does Lindsay Lohan do now??" well your guess is as good as mine, lets agree that she does fuck all. The last movie i saw her in was
The Holiday and that was a cameo. The only time i see her now, is falling out of clubs absolutely wankered, a quick glimpse of Betty and Margaret (her nipples) or on one of those lame Top 50 Most , Outrageous, Pointless, Whore'ish Celebrity programs on MTV. Since she's changed her ways its been nothing but car accidents, DUIs and rehab. Which is great if your Pete Doherty but for the normal guy its turn-off.com. The reason i'm writing this is because im shocked; how someone could look so cute and sexy, turn 20 and look so.....average. Or maybe i'm just pissed she turned gay!!
Well that's all from me.

Rant over.x